All the sweeter, my dear

If you are not up for a bit of X-rated dishing, then just look away.

But I just have to hash out the last Keeping Up With the Karsdashians episode, which aired on March 17 on E, and I’m not even a fan of the show; I might be now, haha… I just heard about it from a good friend.

As crazy and perverse as the motives and actions during the episode were, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe may have done us all a favor right down to every disgusting detail. So, I feel it is definitely worth sharing, especially for all you beautiful, healthy and sexually active women out there.

While lounging about at London’s famed Dorchester Hotel, the happy trio decided to put to the test the theory that pineapple juice really does make us sweeter, and I’m not speaking of sugar and spice and everything nice sweeter, I’m am talking about our Vs, comprende?

Yes, Kim and Kourtney went into head-to-head competition as the fortunate Khloe was given the role of judge.

In preparation for this momentous myth-buster “smell off,” the girls the drank the fruit juice for several days.

Kourtney reasoned, “If I am going to win this, I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can.” She added, “It makes the vag smell good.”

“Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina,” said Kim. “I don’t know why she is challenging me, but she will lose.”

28-year-old Khloe flew in to London after co-hosting The Ex Factor in L.A.

When she was asked how she felt about the contest, she came back with, “Do I want to be the judge of the Pineapple p-ssy? Not really, but we’re sisters. If I can’t smell their p-ssies, what else am I supposed to do?”

Okay, now, if you saw it you might have been a) entertained as it was kind of funny, b) appalled – these girls are wayoff their rockers or c) just grossed out, what pigs.

Let the game begin!

Paper towels were the medium of choice and Khloe joked, “I’m not smelling Kanye West’s d-ck!”

32-year-old Kim came out smelling like a rose and was crowned the “kitty winner,” unlike 33-year-old Kourtney, who smelled like a “tropical island” – nothing wrong with that, right?

I did my own research and found that yes, not only do pineapples help with our natural PH, but so do watermelon, strawberries and grapefruit, so there you have it, the lengths women will go.

And we still don’t know who had the most pineapple or what as there was not much in the line for “quality control” in this experiment, but all in all, as fruity as their actions were, it seems the sales of fresh pineapple and pineapple juice is about to rise right up.

We never have to try this experiment at home, as it seems the Kardashian girls have left nothing out; our imaginations didn’t get put to work whatsoever, and I’m sure every guy watching was quite intrigued.

In closing, it certainly wouldn’t hurt to stock up your kitchen with some colorful fresh fruit, pineapple being number one. As now we know it not only makes things all the sweeter down there, but it’s also a historic symbol of hospitality and friendship…well, of course it is.

Ciao Bella

Posted by Janel M. Harrison on March 21, 2013. Filed under Columns,Girl-2-Girl,Opinion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry